Thursday, April 06, 2006

AAHH


So embarrassed.
So as you all know I have a great new job. Today I certainly have changed my mind about said job.
Why?
I WAS ATTACKED BY A VICIOUS COCKROACH!!
No joke I was minding my own business getting printer paper for the color printer and on the way the printer to fill it I feel this slimy thing (well I could not be sure it was slimmy more creapy) thing scurry across my hand..EEWWW AACCK I scream.

I tried hard to hold it in to not embarrassed myself but it came out.
From the depths of my belly and at the top of my lungs.
And when it comes to screaming I can hold my own (7 years of cheerleading will do that to a person)
People came running and of coarse

The cockroach was no where to be found.

People are looking at me funny.

And I know the little I MEAN BIG bugger is hiding in wait to pounce on some other unsuspecting fool… It will be me again and I will need to walk with my head in shame.

My heart still has not returned to normal…..

Oh and then (because only one person believed me about the ROACH) she mentioned that in fact they eat the glue off the envelopes and sealled paper…

**note to self, look for roaches when USING ANY paper with sticky stuff near it***


I can still hear his little feet scurring around the office, as if to mock me..

4 comments:

Anne said...

You get roaches..I get rats. If it makes you feel any better (and I cant imagine why it would) the rat was seen today 2 cubicles in front of mine. My feet are on top of the desk again.

Yuck Yuck Yuck. I will trade you roaches for rats...

astrocoz said...

I bet you will never lick another envelope closed at your office, again. I wouldn't.

jennster said...

LOL- GROSS! you should visit my friend becky's blog. you and her share roach love!

T-girl said...

OMG! I would SO go and DIE! I HATE ROACHES! They are NOT natural, icky gross little slim balls! It is one of the few things that is a sure fire way to get me to stand on a chair screaming like a little girl!

Oh and RATS! NO job is worth it, thank you I will just starve!

 
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