Looking for jobs sucks

I found a few that I will apply for.
The California DMV is hiring. Yep I was going to apply then I stopped to think about it. Guess what they are looking for? Driving test people.
ARE YOU FRIGGIN NUTS?? You could never pay me enough money to test people on there driving skills. Although I did score a 99% on my own driving test (as she pats herself on the back) I could never spend an entire day with new drivers... Props to the people that can, I could never. And guess how much they start out at? 8$ an hour, then they move up in salary but could you imagine?
No thank you.
So I have spent the last 3 days applying to every position that has come across my lap that will allow me to sit all day (not because I have a choice either)

Dropped a few bags of donations at goodwill.

When I got home I was so excited to see the message light flashing, I quickly got a pen and paper to write down all the names and phone numbers of people who want to interview me. I was so excited.

No one called for an interview,just the-mother-in-law.