It has been a GREAT night out when!!!

* You come home and have both shoes.

* You still have your purse as well as all the contents in it (minus any cash because lets face it you spent it all at the bar)

* Your body is aching from all the dancing you did the night before.

* You remember playing pool and you were quite good at it.

* You get home and realize that you in fact drank 3/4 of the WHOLE bottle of vodka in the 1/2 hour before you left for the bar.

* Your feet have bruises on the top of them and you only assume they are from the "moment" when you kicked off your shoes to better shake your ass.

* That you got so many comments on your shoes from all the boys (we went to a gay club)

* You now have a six pack from laughing so hard.

* You get VIP service from Lewis at the cab company who we asked to come get us at 2am and we walk out of the bar and everyone is trying to get a cab and he comes around the corner and honks for us.

* You realize that Jessica is now on the "great friends" list because, she refused to let you puke in the cab and told you to wait till we get to Denny's. And yes she did rub your back while you barfed your face off in front of the Denny's telling everyone who asked that "No she's fine, she just needs to get it out of her system" and then she helps me blow my nose on my top, wipes the running mascara from my face so we can eat before we go home. (and she only snickers a few times telling you shes going to puke herself when she gets home)

* She helps you look for glass on the ground while you walk home refusing to wear your shoes.

* You wake up in the morning and you realize the sense you had the night before to take the bobby pins out of your hair and had a shower while drunk to remove all war paint, puke and bar tar from your body.

* You are still alive and kicking and it only hurts (everything hurts) a bit!!

Hope you all had a GREAT new years eve