It appears that my toureets acted up again at lunch. (I know its not funny to joke about but for the sake of this story just stay with me)
And you will have to read the below post from today to understand this one...
So the hubby and I are sitting at lunch and I start to cry as I tell him the story about what happened at the doctors, he looks at me laughing saying
"Your not crying are you?"
"I am I am just so upset, what if some thing ever happened to you, if we do not have babies what am I going to do (crying ensues) what if something happens to me you will have nothing to remember me by"
*** note here we are sitting at Red Lobster for lunch***
"Babe with my fucking luck I will live till I am 90, I am not going to get out of it that easy! Are you having your period?"
So we laugh it off, I realize how silly I am being and I stop crying. To lighten the mood I announce *(oh and in the meantime a table of 8 children ages 3-9 sit at a table near us)
"The doctor says I have a small vagina!"
Server says...." Um, Ok then I will be right back"
How was I supposed to know she would be standing right there???
It takes a lot to embarrass me but lets just say I turned a really nice shade of red!!
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Okay, that comment above was from me. I accidently used an old blogger username.
I have to agree with "the girl who" above. Isn't that a good thing?
You cracked me up with blurting that out in front of the waitress. Bet it was the best thing she heard all day.
You crack me up, girl! That so sounds like something I would accidently say in public!
It's amazing what some people will talk about in a restaurant without realizing who is around and listening.
Everyone does that at one point in time or another.
On another note, as a couple of others have asked, is a "small vagina" a bad thing?
that is an awesome story. thanks for the laugh, i needed it today!
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