Chinese Wedding Night

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he
is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she
cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.


'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis is you firss time and you berry
flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss
anyting you want. You juss ask Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound
experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting
I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69.'

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he asks her....

'You want... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas??