Monday, March 17, 2008

This post got my panties in a bunch!!

So Deutlich posted about men and sexual harassment. Being a women with DD's since I was 17 I can TOTALLY feel her pain.

Now before I post my comment to her post I have to tell you this comment has much swearing in it as it should because it is very fitting from a time that I was sexual assaulted. This is one of the only times in my life that I saw RED. Even just posting this I have broken out in stress hives...

Ok go read THIS POST its called keep your dick to yourself!! I will wait..... She is really a great writer and I seem to get caught up quite a bit in what she writes...


Ok this is my comment:

Once upon a time there was this girl named Random. She was a bartender and LOVED her job it was her part time gig.. she was good at it too. The particular bar she was working at had a "perverts row" not a strip club she called it that because on the way to the ladies bathroom the men would line up as if they were in a strip club and oggle the ladies...
Anyway one day the bar was full and young Random needed to pee so as she was walking passed perverts row, motherfucker reached out and grabbed Randoms boob. Well having 3 brothers she balled her hand up in a fist,. grabbed as tight as she could to motherfuckers shirt and FUCKING NAILED HIM IN THE FACE, much bleeding occurred and motherfucker then wanted to fight me actually lunging at me. RANDOM DID NOT BACK DOWN SHE EGGED HIM ON> Well motherfuckers friend decided to grab Randoms arms from behind her so she would stop egging his friend on. Well RANDOM fought like a son of a bitch and when motherfuckers friend would not let go Random kicked motherfucker as hard as she could in the face in her 3 inch heels.
Well motherfucker wanted to press chargers all bloody and crap so the police officer LAUGHED at him and said "This 100 pound chick did this to you?? (those were the days)" And besides she would counter press charges of assault back on you for touching her...
I busted 2 teeth with my wondrous kicking ability and I "think" but can not be sure that I came close to breaking his nose based on the amount of blood oozing from his face...

Moral of the story. Do not mess with a chick in 3 inch heels with 3 brothers motherfuckers......

7 comments:

mSjEnA said...

WOW !!

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

You GO girl!

Vi said...

R.E.S.P.E.C.T!!!!!!

Oh Ransom, you've gone up even HIGHER on my cool scale!

Eduardo said...

Nice.

T's Pink Gloves said...

OK the principle of the beat down is not funny, however the story itself as told by Random is hysterical! I LOVED it. I just could SEE this dude sitting there thinking he is all cool and shit with his buddies and he reaches out like he is the man to cop a feel and gets his ASS WHOOPED! Oh that is just too much, I bet the suprise on his face was priceless. Stupid fuck!

Random Musings Of My Life said...

Msjena- I BARELY remember what happened because I WAS SO MAD.. this is what I was told happened by the doormen...lol

Whim- Its my one crowning glory

Vi- Love it...

Eduardo- I thought so

T- I WISH I could recall, its the only time I have seen RED I was so pissed at the moment that I only remember seeing the after math

Midnight said...

Commendable, you ought to get a medal for that!

 
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