Dear Mother Nature,
Now before we get off on the wrong foot I would just like to say I have been enjoying the BEAUTIFUL weather we have been having. Sunny and 90 degrees for the last week, I am LOVING it!
However today, without ANY notice (barely a cloud in the sky) you waited until I had just stepped out of the car locked the doors AND THEN POURED DOWN RAIN LIKE I HAVE NEVER SEEN!
Serious. It was bad. So bad that I was soaked all the way through by the time I made it to the doors at the post office (I was parked EXACTLY out front)
Now I do love me some rain. But....
I was wearing white capris. Fresh from a shower, covered in lotion.
Oh yeah the post office got quite the show.
And when I walked back out of the post office sunny skis every where and I was soaked and people were staring....
Not wanting to end up on Wednesdays "What not to wear"
Dear Post office,
You would think at 12:30 on a Tuesday AFTER a holiday you would have more than 2 people on staff during the lunch rush.
Really there were 27 people in line in front of me, 13 behind me.
And it was raining.
Dear pompous JACKASS 2 people in front of me at the post office,
You are a jackass.
You stood there for 35 minutes talking LOUDLY (you know those kind of people) about your business blah, blah.
Your an idiot.
And then when you get to the front, and make a call WHILE YOUR BEING HELPED to someone who should know where your mail key is and the post office does not have it..
Figure YOUR SHIT OUT BEFORE YOU GET THE THE FRONT OF THE LINE!
And while you are talking on the phone so loudly while we are all still standing in line and I chim in
"Hey Don (post office workers name) would it be ok, to help the OTHER PEOPLE PATIENTLY waiting in line while this guy figures out what the hell he needs"
And the whole post office applauds.
Yes that was me you flashed a dirty look to.
And yes, I waved at you and smiled.
And when we ALL clapped when you left, yeah I started it.
You know the scary thing? You run a business. And we wonder why so many businesses do not make it.
No time for ignorant people, get some class buddy!