Dear guy in front of me at yoga the other night:
You are an asshole. There I said it. I mean if you could not afford the biker shorts to go under your "sports shorts" I WILL BUY THEM FOR YOU!
Its a little distracting trying to focus on postures in the mirror when YOUR BALLS are dangling in my face.
And it was not like carrots its made me gag a few times and I got less out of the class because I was worried about the "harrydanglingballshow"
Get some class.
I mean SOME HOW another gentleman got in front of me at last nights class and he had enough decency to cover those babies up?
Scared for life
I heart you. I do. You always amaze me at your unbelievable clearance and the fact that today YOU PAID ME TO SHOP! Yep I spent $0.86 cents and made $30.
I love you.
Oh and shout out to whoever decided on the FABULOUS spring fashions.