Thursday, July 23, 2009

It is not ok!!! Version #3

1. To sit in at a table, at a restaurant WHEN THEY ARE ON WAIT for 4 hours. And only leave a 3$ tip. Yep and when I LEAVE TO GO HOME FROM MY SHIFT YOU ARE STILL SITTING THERE!! Y'all are assholes. If you tip accordingly and ARE AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT PLEASANT by all means take your time. You realize you cost me money seeing how no one else could sit there MY WHOLE SHIFT!!!

2. To snap, wave, clear your throat to get my attention. If I see you waving your hands, snapping your fingers, TALKING REALLY LOUD while I am at another table. I will walk away and make your dumb ass wait.

3. Oh and if you shake your empty glass at me while I am across the room because you consider it a sport to DOWN your drink the minute it is placed on the table AFTER HAVING 5. Yes I am ignoring you and I am doing it on purpose. You wonder why other servers are dropping stuff off to my tables? Its because your an idiot and I am MAKING YOU WAIT!

4. It is NEVER acceptable to put gum under your table or to BLOW YOUR FU*KING nose into the LINEN napkin. You are a gross, classless pig.

8 comments:

Jenn said...

I just found your blog from Kelly's Korner. I am a waitress too, and I could not agree more with you! My feeling is, everyone should have to be a server for at least 1 month in their life. I'm sure people would act quite differently towards their server if they knew what assholes they really were.

Sandy said...

Oh my goodness....blowing a nose at the table is so so so so rude. Get up and go away...it's just gross and nobody wants to be subjected to it. I hate linen napkins because you never know what's hiding in them!

Sara said...

Some people have no manner's.

Mrs R said...

Did I write this? Cause I know I have said this all before.

I agree that everyone should have to be a server at some point in their life.

The Mrs. said...

ew ew ew.

I went out to dinner with flyboy when he got home the other night and someone put gum under the table. whats wrong with people?

Megan said...

Sometimes I miss being a waitress..until I think of everything I put up with!!

Anonymous said...

Wow I agree with everything! Pretty sure I have said all of this before! Thanks for posting!

Preemie mom said...

Hi I found your blog through Kelly's Korner, and just had to leave a comment on this particular post. I once waited tables at this little restaurant in my home town and the owners really good friends came in and ate, I am talking drinks, appetizers, desserts the whole 9 yards. I was thinking that I would get a good tip but would you believe that my boss the owner did not charge them and then had the gall to not give me a tip at all. they were there for hours. UUGGHH. I always remember that when I am being waited on when it is time to leave the tip.

 
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