The resort in California

Again we were slumming it... Its tough to be steps away from the ocean...

Its great being a resort share owner. All the resorts are beautiful other than the 80 retro feel to it, one of the tubs (it was a 2 bedroom) you could swim in...

What Not to Wear- Vegas California addition

So this little number was "interesting" I wish I had the balls to get her from the front because she was really SOMETHING... Her make up matched her outfit.

Umm yeah. Not so cute.



Can you guess which one is the man??
Took this on Hollywood Blvd. Since when did Marylin have size 13 feet?



Anything goes in California right? Apparently these lovely ladies helped each other get dressed. One told the other the scarf was Beautiful, and the other told her to wear the crocs cause they are so in.



There was quite a bit more than this I will have to do a part 2..

Some times you just have to make due..

Ok so here is the room from Vegas... Its a little small I know, and the jacuzzi on the balcony was a bit of a pain..... You know having to lay out in the jacuzzi all the time..



The living room....



The HUGE bathroom that was bigger than my house... With another jacuzzi tub..Oh thats Ms. Vanna White modeling the living space in the bathroom.. Oh and the "other" bathroom because the place had 2 was just as big, only it had what I would like to call the orgy shower. Yeah it was a shower ROOM...

I so need to get this suite again with the hubby!!



A view of the resort from our room!


More to come...

Quick Post

So I am hacked into someones unsecured network that is a little wonky so I will try to give y'all a full update later..

And you will have to wait for pictures too because of the connection it will not let me load any.

Oh and I face planted myself on Las Vegas Blvd... Yeah cause I am classy like that, I even have road burn on my shoulder to prove it....

We are going to see "O" at the Bellagio tonight. And I must say its pretty great that I have some really attractive girlfriends because

1. The showgirls show we had tickets to were in the nose bleeds. Minutes before curtain time one of the ushers came and escorted us to the FRONT ROW!

2. We got tickets for a sold out show. Yep. Sold out except for the center stage 3 rows back "wet seats" meaning we are going to be so close to the action that we may get a little splash....

Oh my so much to tell

OK so the girls arrived.

We drank.

We drank.

We swam.

We drank....

I can not wait to give you the low down!! We went to a "real" Vegas show girls show that was rather a little disapointing. I thought it would have been bigger? The set was small (for Vegas standards) the girls were cute though.....

Ok loading pictures now... Stay tuned..

My bags are packed I am ready to go!!!

Oh my, where to start.

I found a HUGE ugly spider that I have trapped and put in a shot glass for further examination. I am really scared because I found it on top of a stack of clean clothes and all the research I have done it appears to be a Hobo Spider THAT IS POISONOUS!!!!

Spiders gross me out. Obviously not enough to not catch it and torment it (lets face it I have 3 brothers so I have a keen skill for observations of gross stuff!)
I have preserved it and looked up local "termination" places to see if they can figure out what kind of spider it is, because if it is POISONOUS we need to bugbomb.



here it is in all its glory. I think it liked that I am afraid of it. It even posed for pictures...EEWWW see what I mean.. So gross!! And see how BIG he is?? He takes up the WHOLE bottom of the shot glass!!

Oh and did you know Brown Recluse, and Wolf spiders mate in May, and June.. Yep so chances this big nasty spider is what I think it is gives me the gebbies!!

So needless to say I did not sleep last night. Nope every hair that touched me I jumped up flicked in the lights to make sure the "mate" was not trying to find the one I have tucked away in a shot glass.

Fucking hell!!

Oh and I am packed. All my "to do" list has been done!!! Less than 24 hours!!! EEKKK

Things I need to do before I leave...

1. Wax cootchie.

2. Manicure, pedicure (to save money I will do this myself...lol)

3. Pack.

4. Weed out the shoes I "know" I will not wear just to be smart. I know I would LOVE to bring them all but serious. Its a 8 day trip I will not need 15 pairs of shoes! I mean seriously need.

5. Wash car, fill with gas for early morning (3am) drive to the airport. Figure out if is is cheaper to park at the airport, get a hotel the night before and leave car there? Frig what to do. I was even debating seeing how the hubby is traveling to have him take my car home from the airport and then pic me up, but then that means he has to make the 2 hour drive 4 times in one week... so not cool...

Ekkk 1 more day!!!

OMG one week y'all!!

Till my Vegas/California girls trip!!!
I am so excited.

But I do have some worries. Like 50 pounds is the bag limit. 1 bag is the limit too without paying an extra charge. And because I am doing this on a budget ($59 flights) I am not wanting to pay the $50 over limit fee or the $25 extra bag fee.

So pack and re-pack is what I will be doing this week.

I will take pictures of the shoes that make the cut! lol Wardrobe selection has begun.

I have a few things I need to do this week like, 100000 sit ups.

Spray tan, real tan so I do not scare the children because lets face it. I am WHITE! Like worse than casper the ghost white!! Hopefully I will not turn orange. Orange is not my color!!

Busy...

Work has been good.. and I have been working splits which I love to make as much money as possible for my trip to Vegas.
I had another job interview for a full time position back in an office that I declined. Call me crazy because I think I may be just a little bit but I called the lady and advised her I was not ready to go back full time to an office. I am happy where I am, I am making more money than I did working my 9-5 and I am not ready for office politics again.

I have been working on the shoe blog...lol

Things are good right now. I am in a good place, the snow is finally going away and its starting to get a little warmer out, I just took Daisy on a nice long walk and she LOVED it....

Look what I just got in the mail...

I had totally forgot that I ordered it about 3 weeks ago and it was back ordered but ITS HERE!! (not the girl just the bikini)
So needless to say there will be less blogging and MORE gym time in the next six weeks. She is too skinny and my boobs are WAY bigger so we will see when I try it on.. which will not be for another couple of weeks because I do not feel much like crying. I ordered one a few years ago and it was perfect. Because its a string bikini it should fit perfect.
And its PURPLE!!! From Victoria Secret and only $19 how cool is that. You can not even get a cute one at Target for that!!!
SOOO looking forward to this girls trip!!!