Serious things I have heard this week.
"I will have a diet coke, and a water. But not in the same glass. Two different glasses please. One of water, one of diet coke, ok?"
Uumm really lady. I mean you REALLY need to specify this? I mean really? Do I look like and idiot?
Same day different table.
"Can we get 2 waters and a coke. We are just going to share the coke?"
Stupid people YOU CAN NOT SHARE A BOTTOMLESS DRINK!!
Oh and my all time favorite
"Oh can I just have a glass I water and LOTS of lemons? I am just going to make my own lemonade"
I can not make this stuff up! And I would LOVE to tell you this is so random and barely happens but ITS HAPPENING ALL THE TIME.
Ok rant done.