Saturday, July 12, 2008

Ok so what would you do?

I had to leave early this morning for work, we have an early meeting every Thursday. The hubby usually leaves for work earlier than me, its rarely me out the door first...

Anywho...

In my frantic mess to get out of the house I grab my purse, my cell phone off the charger and I am on my way... I notice I have enough time to stop for breakfast and whip out my cell phone just to make sure and notice I have a text message that reads

OMG I HAVE to see you.. meet me in the routunda~

Hummm then I notice THE PHONE IS MY HUSBANDS PHONE AND WHO THE HELL IS TEXTING HIM AT 6:45am saying THEY HAVE TO SEE HIM!!

So I take a breath and think of my next move~~ (I must add that my ears ARE SMOKING) and the crazy, psycho women that lies in all of us came to the surface!!!

Don't look at me like that you know what I am talking about...

Yeah her...


I do what any rational women would do and call home just in time to catch him and "inquire" as to who is texting him from a (832) area code?

He of coarse had NO IDEA, who or what I was talking about. And then worried that he needed his phone for the day and asked how far I was...

Well seeing I was almost to work FREAKING THE HELL OUT (because you have all seen it in the movies or on TV that when a man is cheating and lying to his wife she is usually to naive to notice, that or she is cheating herself.....)

Anyways I digress... When I get to work I text THIS BITCH who is texting my husband that she needs to see him!

Me "Who is this?"

"Oh is this not Saia?"

Me "No"

"Oh my bad"

Me "You still did not say who this was"

"Its Dennis"

So the rational calm women in me thinks "Oh that's smart, nice cover up bitch pretending to be a man so I am off your sent"

I google the phone number to see where it was coming from. (Crazy I know)

Then.... I call from my toll free number from work and sure enough a man named Dennis picked up....

So umm yeah... Wrong number...

And then the hubby comes to pick up his phone and I quickly confess to my crazy shenanigans with the texts and phone calls... And yeah.... I was a crazy lady for about an hour...

He found this VERY amusing to say the least, so he gets his phone and starts flipping through it to see the texts I sent and that were sent back.

And he realizes this (me )crazy bitch erased them because I was trying to hide the evidence of how stupid and jealous (we are talking HUGE jealous and that is SO not like me!) I was at the time....

And then he jokes back with me

"Thanks for my phone, that girl is good I have to go so I can call Denise back"

Jackass... But I love him.

8 comments:

Princess of the Universe said...

Completely understandable.
AND hilarious :)

lifeshouldbestereo said...

haha! nice..
I would have done exactly what you did!

whimsical brainpan said...

ROTFLMFAO!

I probabaly would have reacted like you did. But you have to admit your Hubby's response was priceless.

mrsb said...

I admit to having done something very similar.

Seemed completely rational at the time. Excruciatingly embarrassing afterward, lol!

mSjEnA said...

WOW !!!! To funny

Patty said...

Having been cheated on, I get why you reacted the way you did. My question is whether or not this makes Dennis panic and give up the affair before he gets caught for real. Maybe your jealousy is going to be used for good?

Trixie said...

Hey, at least he knows you care!!!! lol

Midnight said...

Haha check the green eyed monster in you coming out! Very funny, but I think wholly understandable!

 
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