Sunday, December 06, 2009

You may be a jackass if...

1. You walk into a restaurant talking on your cell phone and IGNORE the 3 people that come up to sit you.. And then you act irritated that we all "did not jump" the minute you were finishing up your loud ass conversation. And you ACTUALLY *sigh* when you final sit. Bitch please your lucky I did not drop your drink in your lap. Trust me it crossed my mind.

2. You PUSH past the 80 year old with the cane and almost knock them over, and then act irritated that everyone makes a big deal that this little old lady almost fell over. Have a little heart buddy your a fucking jackass.

3. You sit at a table and talk on your cell phone and then WHEN YOU FINALLY get off the phone and I come over to find out what you want to drink YOU ACT LIKE A JACKASS and give me attitude that you were already ready to order. And I kindly point out that you were on the phone so I was giving your fucking ignorant ass some time because "Well I DID NOT WANT TO BE RUDE AND INTERRUPT YOU!"

4. If you stand in line at the grocery store and after getting price checks on 2 items (they rang at the right price) YOU THEN PROCEED TO WRITE A CHECK!!! But you fucking forgot your ID IN THE FUCKING CAR! Really? I mean really you fucking flake...

Sorry, had to get that off my chest! : ) I feel much better thankyouverymuch

6 comments:

Steph said...

Haha. People are so stupid. I totally understand. I just got to where I pretended they weren't on the phone. Fuck it, if you are talking on your phone when you know someone is trying to serve you then thats not my problem.

secret agent woman said...

I'm giggling about the idea of an 8 year old with a cane.

But the cell ohone hting gets me pretty irate. Few conversation are important enough to justify holding others up.

Abbie said...

How obnoxious! I can't tell you how many times I encountered situations like you described when I was bartending!

And can I just say I loved how many f bombs you dropped!!! HA!

Cookie Crums said...

Too bad respect is no longer a major factor in today's society. If it were, you wouldn't have to unload this off your chest.

But let me say this, I had an old lady cut in front of me at the store and then the following day at a restaurant (not the same old lady). Just because someone is old doesn't give them the right to be rude either.

The Girl Next Door said...

OH!!!! Good ones! I hate the cell phone things!!!! Drives me nuts!!!!!

Crazy Shenanigans said...

I hate when people are over the top rude! I mean who talks on their phone while they're trying to order food!!!?!?!?

 
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