What not to wear Wednesdays

Showing your underwear is making a comeback?

Look closely.. Her thong is hanging out of her pants...

Being a good friend?

Does not mean you should borrow her tights?
Its not ok?

To be 55 and dress like you are 20 with a midriff showing?


What are your thoughts?

What not to wear Wednesday

So does anyone see whats wrong with this picture??
I mean I am no FASIONISTA but even I know you do not wear WHITE SHOES AFTER LABOR DAY!!.... But I am guessing there must have been a GREAT sale on these white boots because we have not one but THREE offenders!
And I wish I could tell you these ladies were young and hip (because if they were then WHITE boots are totally acceptable)? But no they were all over 50 struting their stuff downtown San Francisco...
But to not be out done they brought their 60 year old friend in leopard pants! I mean she has a fabulous ass and is rocking them but its 11am. I mean where do you wear pants like that at 11am? Oh not to mention the orange lipstick because... well I had to look!

What not to wear Wednesdays!

Its back!! And I am so excited! So without further adieu....

I wish I would have gotten this lady a little better she was also carrying a BRIGHT orange purse..

And I was happy I got this ladies WHOLE out fit. I mean she was over 50 in fishnets and lace covered boots?
The rest of the tablecloth she turn into a dress...
Like mother like daughter with bums eating your shorts? How can you now know this is happening?

See you next week!

What Not to Wear Wednesdays!

I so WISH this picture would have come out better this lady PAINTED lips up under her nose.. I can zoom in on my phone but not on line...
This lady had her ass LITERALLY hanging out.. You could see her panties. THANK GOODNESS she was even wearing them
And A little ray of sunshine for your day

Have a great Wednesday!

What Not to Wear Wednesday!

Oh YES this is my Oklahoma City Version....


So funny story we asked the lady at the front desk of our hotel (she was 26) where a "hot spot" was to go and dance? We were dressed in jeans and just wanted to go out on have some fun! Well we got a little more than we bargained for!


Ugg these shoes! Y'all know how I love me some shoes but these ones just about killed me. I think I remember a pair of these when I was 10 but on an adult? Also this lady had a "sexy" dress on and these shoes just did not scream "HOT SHOES"?
Oh and this little dozzie. I had to double take.. then triple take on these snazzy little jeans. I even manage to have a little conversation with this young lady about these jeans. They are her fav and she loves them, and "lots of people" tell her how awesome they are...

My fav part is the white socks pulled up... oh yeah!
Full trip post coming up!!!

What do you think of this bad fashion?

What not to wear Wednesday!

Oh yes.. At first I thought this lady was naked... And then I had a closer look, I wish I would have gotten a closer picture of her face because she about 50. And under her very pretty mid drift leopard print top that accentuated her C-section scar...
Oh yeah and her hair had not been brushed in 2 weeks. And she strutted like she was all that... ugg
And because I can not make this shit up... I ran into these two at Walgreens the other day, and well I had to ask to take a picture because I mean who would BELIEVE THIS??

I had a good laugh and they were on their way to a "Rock Band" contest at his god daughters house who was 7, there were going to be about 30 people there and he wanted to make sure he made an impact because "He would do anything for that little girl"

He even shaved his head! Love it!

What Not to Wear Wednesdays!

I'm back!!

I post a week is so not acceptable. I have a HUGE amount of stuff going on right now and I am SO happy. Things are really starting to look up!

Anyways without further adu....



All I can say about this is.. Its her friends fault.. Because OBVIOUSLY nothing she is wearing fits



This is just so strange to me??

Oh and come back tomorrow.. For a GIVEAWAY!! How fun!

What not to wear Wednesday!

Well as you notice I had to stop at the mall for a few items when I happened upon these 2 little dozzies. This lady (If we can call her that) is ready to drop it like it is hot at the club. I wish I was bold enough to get the front of this outfit because LET ME TELL YOU EVERYTHING WAS HANGING OUT! You could see her belly button it was that bad. And what you can not see in this picture is SHE IS WITH 2 SMALL CHILDREN! In 4 inch boots.

I think I am just going to have to get braver and WHIP out my actually camera to get better pictures.. this does not do this justice.
And then as I am getting ready to leave the mall... I walk into this fine specimen based on the clothing pajama clothing choice you would assume this LADY is about 16, 17? No?
No that's her daughter who is about 16,17 and her mother who is about 60 (no joke) must have raided her daughters closet. She is wearing about 5 layers of stuff, with a baseball cap on backwards... What you can not see in this picture is the BLUE crocks. Oh yeah
See even the other lady in the pic did a double take...

What not to wear Wednesday!

Umm yeah... Name brand.. but I have no words for this??

What not to wear Wednesday!

So I was shopping the other day and came across this......

Oh yeah looks pretty innocent no?

Look closly at her purse? lol See the PRICE TAG STILL ATTACHED?



And the plastic "protection" this STILL IN TACT?

Really, I mean really?

What not to wear Wednesday!

Oh yes! Holiday edition from the fabulous Ugly Christmas Sweater party I attended last night. It was SO much fun!

This guy pretty much sums up the evening... Lots of fun lots of laughs.

Our beautiful hostesses...
Oh yes.. Maybe I went a little over board with the 1970 Christmas threw up on me!! See the purse.....and the shoes.... The stuff you can not see is all the flashing lights!



We had so much fun! I think I may host one next year! Everyone was in good spirits and had a good time!

What not to wear Wednesdays!!

Oh yes! Its on! Melissa over at New Girl On Post so graciously made me this fabulous button for What Not to Wear Wednesdays!


How awesome is that??!! I am so excited! So each Wednesday you can look forward to yours truly bringing you some "live" pictures of some seriously BAD fashion!!


So without further here are a few "treats" from my trip home...


This little snack is a bit tough to see, both people in this picture have seriously BAD fashion going on, they are both over the age of 50 I mean check out that guys hair! And this lady is wearing a super short jean skirt, her orange bra straps hangs out of her shirt...I wish I could have gotten his outfit in the picture...


And I just do not get this??

Or this?

And especially this??? Boots with a dress?


Eww...

What not to wear Wednesdays!!

I HAVE to do this... I wonder if anyone can make me a button for this? Yep I see so much bad fashion on my travels that it is time to document this!


So welcome to the first installment of WHAT NOT TO WEAR WEDNESDAYS!!!



Umm yeah so much is wrong with this outfit.... I took this lovely picture at Marshall's the other night... These pants are WAY worse to see them in person!