Wow its been awhile

Lots going on in my life.

Its been a busy couple of months.

We are settling into being back in Kansas.

The hubbys mom moved in with us and its been fabulous.

I have been reading and catching up on blogs. My computer FINALLY died. It was a hand me down from when the hubs finished school so its 6 years old and it was on its last legs.

I have been keeping up on blogs but not lots of comments. I MISS BLOGGING!

So we will be back to our regular scheduled programing full of Dear so and so and What not to Wear Wednesdays.

YAY!

You may be a jackass if..

Dear Lady last night:

When you act surprised when you first credit card is denied. I get it. I understand. But when you give me card number 2 and then 3 and those are also declined I tend to lose my sympathy and then when you give ME attitude and say "Well try this one then" under your breath.

Go screw yourself I am not the one with "issues" and when you ask for change for a $5 bill when your bill is over $80 and you barely paid that I am not too concerned with what you are going to leave me. I have already written you off.

And you should have kept the $2, obviously you need it more than me.

Sincerely
I am glad I do not have your issues.

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Dear Lady at Walgreens:

I get that you may not like your job. But just because I wanted to buy something that ONE OF YOUR ASSOCIATES told me was on sale for $1.24 and I ask you why you CHANGED the price to $4.99? On your own?
And you sigh under your breath and say "That's the marked price"
And I say "The price is for what ever it is scanning for correct"
And you say "No its what ever is marked"
And I pick up a pack of gum and say "Ok where is the price on this? Or this chocolate bar?"

And then your manager explains to you that the customer gets it for whatever it scans for and YOU CAN NOT JUST CHANGE THE PRICE TO HIGHER BECAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE.

And yes I went got back and got more. Just to spite you.

Sincerely
Your an idiot
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Dear Pizza Shop Owner:

I know your business sells coupons online for a fraction of what it costs. But you made that choice. And when a customer calls to see if "Because their husband has Cancer and is not supposed to be out in public places for a few days after chemo" would it be possible for me to come in and order the pizza and box it up and take it home even though the coupon says dine in? And you tell me "No"
And I say I will just come in and order in dine in then and then box it up.
And you say "No you are not allowed to take it home!"
And I plead to see if there was anyway (very nicely I may add) to make an exceptions.
And I ask that if I was coming in to use the coupon as "dine in" as it stats you would not allow me to take my left overs home?
And you say "THAT'S RIGHT!"

I hung up on you because your an idiot. And then we came into your restaurant and dined in and took our food home because we paid $2 for $25 and I wanted to use it. Even though after hearing the story my husband did not even want to go in and just "forget" the coupon.

Yes I reported you to Restaurants.com

Sincerely
Not dining there anymore.

You may be a jackass if...

I am so glad I have the next 2 days off.. Because its getting to the point that if I did not get some time off soon I was about to BLOW up on someone...

So without further adieu...

You may be a jackass if: (work place addition)

1. You go out to a restaurant when its 90 degrees outside wearing ONLY a tank top and shorts and then have the audacity to complain "Its really cold in here can you adjust the thermostat?"

Right lady just because you are uncomfortable (itsyourowndamnfaultanyways) we should turn off the air and make the other 200 guest uncomfortable, its all about you anyways honey.

Your a jackass

2. If you ask for a glass of hot water (not the kettle of hot water just a glass) and then when I return for your order you have your silver wear sitting in the glass.

Because "yes" we do not even bother to abide by health code and just rinse off the silver wear without washing as to make you worry your pretty little head about it.

And also because unless its held at the temp WITH DETERGENT all it is doing is sitting in hot water.

Your an idiot and a jackass.

3. You ask for something EVERYTIME I walk by your table..

Napkins - Check
Tabasco - Check
More coffee - Check
Water - Check

When I ask for the 3 times "Is there anything else you need?" and you say you "have everything" and I return with the extra straws (because you need 2) and the marmalade and the extra plate and then I ask AGAIN if you need anything and you say no and then as I walk away YOU WAVE YOUR HAND IN THE AIR..

And I ignore you

And then when I do come over and the "Oh you forget"

Your and uber jackass.

That is all... Hope y'all are having a great week!

You may be a jackass if...

1. You walk into a restaurant talking on your cell phone and IGNORE the 3 people that come up to sit you.. And then you act irritated that we all "did not jump" the minute you were finishing up your loud ass conversation. And you ACTUALLY *sigh* when you final sit. Bitch please your lucky I did not drop your drink in your lap. Trust me it crossed my mind.

2. You PUSH past the 80 year old with the cane and almost knock them over, and then act irritated that everyone makes a big deal that this little old lady almost fell over. Have a little heart buddy your a fucking jackass.

3. You sit at a table and talk on your cell phone and then WHEN YOU FINALLY get off the phone and I come over to find out what you want to drink YOU ACT LIKE A JACKASS and give me attitude that you were already ready to order. And I kindly point out that you were on the phone so I was giving your fucking ignorant ass some time because "Well I DID NOT WANT TO BE RUDE AND INTERRUPT YOU!"

4. If you stand in line at the grocery store and after getting price checks on 2 items (they rang at the right price) YOU THEN PROCEED TO WRITE A CHECK!!! But you fucking forgot your ID IN THE FUCKING CAR! Really? I mean really you fucking flake...

Sorry, had to get that off my chest! : ) I feel much better thankyouverymuch