How did she get so smart?

I think to be honest she's a lot like me and is SICK of hearing all this shit about Brittney Spears, I mean I really can not blame her, Brittney is very much like a train wreck (pardon the pun) you HATE her but you can not look away.. which is why I am VERY excited about my new subscription to US Weekly. I love trash magazines but this one is by far my favorite I guess Daisy is not too fond of Brittney either...